May 2012
2 posts
Shape Up
I love going to the barber. I love getting my head shaved. You’d imagine that this would be a simple procedure - ‘a bit like mowing the lawn’ - but you’d be surprised how easy it is to fuck up a crop. A good crop needs to be tight. The barber needs to keep going over it with a comb, checking for stray hairs that the clippers might have missed. No one wants that mental...
Temple of Doomed Leisure Time
Three months ago I got addicted to Temple Run, a game designed by Imangi Studio for the IOS platform.
Richard Kylea Cowie and Wayne Rooney are also adherents.
Temple Run is straight up divorce in an app. IOS crack. You might as well free-base your iPad, douse yourself in 151-proof rum, and then set yourself on fire. It will ruin your life faster than a night out with Michael Barrymore.
In the...
